I’m practically perfect in ev’ry way.

Practically perfect, so people say.

Each virtue virtually knows no bound.

Each trait is great and patently sound.

I’m practically perfect from head to toe.

If I had a fault it would never dare to show.

I’m so practically perfect in every way.

 

Both prim and proper and never to stern.

Well educated yet willing to learn.

I’m clean and honest, my manner refined.

And I wear shoes of the sensible kind.

I suffer no nonsense and whilst I remain,

there’s nothing else I feel I need explain.

 

I’m practically perfect and here’s my aim.

By the time I leave here you both will be the same.

You’ll be practically perfect,

you will be practically perfect in ev’ry way.

 

我在各方面都幾近完美。

如人們所說的，幾近完美。

我每個優點都實實在在的被察覺。

我每個特點都又棒又讓人毫無疑慮。

我從頭到腳都幾近完美，

縱使我有一點缺陷，他們也沒膽子顯現。

我在各方面都如此的幾近完美。

 

我夠拘謹又穩妥，但也從不過於嚴厲。

受過良好教育，卻仍學習心旺盛。

我儀容整潔又為人真誠，我的舉止優雅。

而且我穿著品味良好的鞋子。

我不接受胡言亂語，且只要我在場，

沒有任何事情不會不言自明。

 

我幾近完美，而且我的目標是這樣的─

當我離開的時候，你們兩個都將變成一個樣子。

你們將會幾近完美，

你們都將會在各方面幾近完美。