Under my command braves and warriors are fighting.

Arrows and bullets fly through the air,

(Horses and men run through the room)

dangerously close to my notebook,

still open to my unfinished homework,

Suddenly the bedroom door flies open.

The roars of war are silenced by my mom’s voice,

Sending me off to take a bath.

I see a careless Gulliver stomping over Lilliputian battle field.

I watch in horror as Godzilla destroys

Tokyo putting houses and people in the toy chest.

In the bath I have another wonder.

In my submarine call Captain Nemo to duty,

to travel twenty thousand leagues of unexplored depths in the bath tub,

Not knowing that Ned had revealed my secret location.

Soon the soldiers come down the edge of the volcano

to attack my motorized submarine 

and pull open the drain plug.

 

在我的指揮下，勇士和戰士正在戰鬥。

箭頭和子彈在空中飛舞，

（馬和男人橫越過房間）

危險地靠近我的筆記本，

而我的作業尚未完成，

突然，臥室的門開了。

我母親的聲音使戰爭的咆哮沉默，

她要我去洗澡。

我看到一個粗心的格列佛踩踏小人國戰場。

我驚恐地看著哥吉拉摧毀

放在玩具箱裡的東京房子和人們。

我洗澡時想到一個奇觀。

在我的潛艇裡呼叫尼莫船長來執勤，

在浴缸裡航行兩萬個尚未探索的深度，

不曉得尼德已透露了我的秘密位置。

不久，士兵們從火山稜下山來

然後攻擊我的機械化潛艇

並拉開放油塞。