He packs a rucksack on his back 

And yellow leggings wears;

His clothes a bit of style may lack,

And heaven how he swears!

He climbs around the hills all day to look at shallow cuts And listen to a roundelay 

Of “its” and “ands” and “buts.”

And heaven how he swears!

He only eats three times a day Of bacon, bannock, beans:

He drinks when he has time to play 

And money in his jeans.

 

肩揹一只軟背囊

腿穿黃褲襪

服裝稍有欠時髦

看他正經起誓

每日四處爬山，端詳小斷層

聽著輪旋曲

歌詞盡是「這個」「而且」「但是」

看他正經起誓

每日只進三餐

吃培根、薄餅加焗豆

得空玩樂便小酌

只要褲袋中有閒錢